Actually, this is Mabel. We’ve been through a lot together. She’s helped me more than she knows.
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I asked whether this was bad. He asked, “Compared to what?”
“What are we doing?” I asked.
“Checking if it moves,” he said.
Goodbye, yellow brick toad.
A small crowd formed around my continued existence.
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