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# All three claimed to be the original pants.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/all-three-claimed-to-be-the-original-pants/
- Published: 2026-05-20T12:41:47.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:58:20.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![Man in shorts studying three pairs of dark dress pants on hangers outside a dry cleaner.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/wed_three_pants.jpg)