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By Evan Mercer in shopping, story — 11 Apr 2026

An uncomfortable level of relatability here.

Single cantaloupe sitting alone in a mostly empty grocery store produce bin.

I’m choosing not to ask.

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This feels less like an offer and more like a warning.

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