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# Apparently this was the third spontaneous picnic incursion this month.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/apparently-this-was-the-third-spontaneous-picnic-incursion-this-month/
- Published: 2026-09-26T19:34:48.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-26T19:34:47.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, Reconciliation Services, story, park

![Four diners keep eating as six Reconciliation Services workers measure and document their picnic in a public park.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/sat_picnic_incursion-1.jpg)