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They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.
They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.
office

They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.

Still don't know what to make of what happened yesterday.
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"Hello, Evan."
"Hello, Evan."
formal man

"Hello, Evan."

This happened this morning. I'm still processing. He had a
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He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.
He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.
meals

He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.

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I am under cat arrest until further notice.
I am under cat arrest until further notice.
Mabel

I am under cat arrest until further notice.

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We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once. We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once.
shopping

We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once.

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I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
Sloane Occurrences

I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"

She took my dollar and said, "No. It is older than
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You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.
You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.
jokes

You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.

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He called his supervisor "Mommy" at the department meeting. He called his supervisor "Mommy" at the department meeting.
office

He called his supervisor "Mommy" at the department meeting.

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Nobody likes to talk about how packing peanuts are grown.
Nobody likes to talk about how packing peanuts are grown.
jokes

Nobody likes to talk about how packing peanuts are grown.

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Yet another meeting has escaped containment.
Yet another meeting has escaped containment.
office

Yet another meeting has escaped containment.

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Fork amnesty day.
Fork amnesty day.
city

Fork amnesty day.

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People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes. People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.
office

People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.

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