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They had come to see if the rumors were true.
They had come to see if the rumors were true.
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They had come to see if the rumors were true.

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He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.
He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.
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He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.

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The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
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The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.

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Zoo day Zoo day
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Zoo day

Had a great time at the zoo with Nora and Julie. Julie’
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Nobody tells you photography is mostly advanced crouching.
Nobody tells you photography is mostly advanced crouching.
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Nobody tells you photography is mostly advanced crouching.

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This is why the shot clock was introduced.
This is why the shot clock was introduced.
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This is why the shot clock was introduced.

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"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice." "Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."
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"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."

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A routine amount of impossible.
A routine amount of impossible.
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A routine amount of impossible.

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Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.
Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.
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Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.

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The synchronized laundry team looked strong today.
The synchronized laundry team looked strong today.
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The synchronized laundry team looked strong today.

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A brief pause for driver recalibration.
A brief pause for driver recalibration.
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A brief pause for driver recalibration.

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This was not helpful, but it was sincere.
This was not helpful, but it was sincere.
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This was not helpful, but it was sincere.

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