Project Evan
  • Start
  • Latest
  • Archive
  • Index
  • Just jokes
  • Just story
Sign in Subscribe
Evan Mercer

Evan Mercer

The higher the buildings rose, the less they belonged to the street.
The higher the buildings rose, the less they belonged to the street.
texture

The higher the buildings rose, the less they belonged to the street.

Read more
His owner was almost done becoming warm again.
His owner was almost done becoming warm again.
jokes

His owner was almost done becoming warm again.

Read more
I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.
I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.
shopping

I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.

Read more
Her new box is working perfectly. The fountain is also here.
Her new box is working perfectly. The fountain is also here.
Mabel

Her new box is working perfectly. The fountain is also here.

Read more
Nobody wanted to be the first person to admit this wasn’t necessary.
Nobody wanted to be the first person to admit this wasn’t necessary.
city

Nobody wanted to be the first person to admit this wasn’t necessary.

Read more
"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
mockumentary

"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."

Read more
You can find a pattern in anything if you stare at it long enough. You can find a pattern in anything if you stare at it long enough.
city

You can find a pattern in anything if you stare at it long enough.

Read more
The version of me between versions of me.
The version of me between versions of me.
confessionals

The version of me between versions of me.

Home approaches I gather the smaller selves and pretend there’s one
Read more
Parts for a door that has not committed to being here.
Parts for a door that has not committed to being here.
maintenance man

Parts for a door that has not committed to being here.

Read more
Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it. Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.
office

Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.

Read more
He was cold, rigid, and financially demanding. But the heart wants what it wants.
He was cold, rigid, and financially demanding. But the heart wants what it wants.
city

He was cold, rigid, and financially demanding. But the heart wants what it wants.

Read more
Nora called this “not groceries.” Fair.
Nora called this “not groceries.” Fair.
Nora

Nora called this “not groceries.” Fair.

Apparently “cat food and batteries” is not a meal plan. In my
Read more
Project Evan © 2026
  • Sign up
Powered by Ghost
Menu
Start Latest Archive Index Just jokes Just story
Sign in Subscribe