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The machine was not falling for this again. The machine was not falling for this again.
jokes

The machine was not falling for this again.

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Sunday bike ride
Sunday bike ride
activities

Sunday bike ride

Went for a bike ride with Nora along the river. Great weather.
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"Here we observe the urban birdwatcher: patient, cautious, and unwilling to jump to conclusions. After sustained observation of the nearby gull, this eager novice had narrowed it down to 'probably bird.'"
"Here we observe the urban birdwatcher: patient, cautious, and unwilling to jump to conclusions. After sustained observation of the nearby gull, this eager novice had narrowed it down to 'probably bird.'"
mockumentary

"Here we observe the urban birdwatcher: patient, cautious, and unwilling to jump to conclusions. After sustained observation of the nearby gull, this eager novice had narrowed it down to 'probably bird.'"

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Backup shadow. Sensible.
Backup shadow. Sensible.
city

Backup shadow. Sensible.

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The higher the buildings rose, the less they belonged to the street.
The higher the buildings rose, the less they belonged to the street.
texture

The higher the buildings rose, the less they belonged to the street.

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His owner was almost done becoming warm again.
His owner was almost done becoming warm again.
jokes

His owner was almost done becoming warm again.

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I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.
I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.
shopping

I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.

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Her new box is working perfectly. The fountain is also here.
Her new box is working perfectly. The fountain is also here.
Mabel

Her new box is working perfectly. The fountain is also here.

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Nobody wanted to be the first person to admit this wasn’t necessary.
Nobody wanted to be the first person to admit this wasn’t necessary.
city

Nobody wanted to be the first person to admit this wasn’t necessary.

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"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
mockumentary

"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."

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You can find a pattern in anything if you stare at it long enough. You can find a pattern in anything if you stare at it long enough.
city

You can find a pattern in anything if you stare at it long enough.

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The version of me between versions of me.
The version of me between versions of me.
confessionals

The version of me between versions of me.

Home approaches I gather the smaller selves and pretend there’s one
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