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Evan Mercer

There it is. Blue. Suede, even. A suede blue shoe.

There it is. Blue. Suede, even. A suede blue shoe.

There it is. Blue. Suede, even. A suede blue shoe.

Small update: the blue shoe did have contact information in it, which

There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.

There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.

There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.

I don’t think he was reading the schedule. I think the schedule was reading him.

I don’t think he was reading the schedule. I think the schedule was reading him.

I don’t think he was reading the schedule. I think the schedule was reading him.

She says the clown did it. I believe her.

She says the clown did it. I believe her.

She says the clown did it. I believe her.

The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.

The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.

The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.

Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.

Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.

Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.

This time there was a note.

This time there was a note.

This time there was a note.

I wasn’t scared, exactly. Just a little weirded out. I look

He said it happens sometimes. He did not specify what “it” was.

He said it happens sometimes. He did not specify what “it” was.

maintenance man

He said it happens sometimes. He did not specify what “it” was.

There appears to have been a botanical incident.

There appears to have been a botanical incident.

There appears to have been a botanical incident.

I think she’s laundering reality in small batches, in more than one sense of the word.

I think she’s laundering reality in small batches, in more than one sense of the word.

I think she’s laundering reality in small batches, in more than one sense of the word.

This is either maintenance or containment. Either way, progress.

This is either maintenance or containment. Either way, progress.

This is either maintenance or containment. Either way, progress.

"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."

"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."

"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."