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Is it you, little buddy? Are you the one behind the shoe thing?
Is it you, little buddy? Are you the one behind the shoe thing?
park

Is it you, little buddy? Are you the one behind the shoe thing?

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The pigeon was giving a little “what are you going to do about it.” Poor Mabel.
The pigeon was giving a little “what are you going to do about it.” Poor Mabel.
Mabel

The pigeon was giving a little “what are you going to do about it.” Poor Mabel.

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I’m beginning to suspect she has a master plan.
I’m beginning to suspect she has a master plan.
shopping lady

I’m beginning to suspect she has a master plan.

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If twice is coincidence and three times a pattern, then four times means somebody is messing with me.
If twice is coincidence and three times a pattern, then four times means somebody is messing with me.
story

If twice is coincidence and three times a pattern, then four times means somebody is messing with me.

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Good turnout tonight.
Good turnout tonight.
Mabel

Good turnout tonight.

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The criteria for ascension remain unclear.
The criteria for ascension remain unclear.
office

The criteria for ascension remain unclear.

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He looks like he expects the day to justify itself.
He looks like he expects the day to justify itself.
formal man

He looks like he expects the day to justify itself.

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Nobody else is supposed to still be here.
Nobody else is supposed to still be here.
portents

Nobody else is supposed to still be here.

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"The first wave is modest, but unmistakable: the herd's spring migration has begun."
"The first wave is modest, but unmistakable: the herd's spring migration has begun."
mockumentary

"The first wave is modest, but unmistakable: the herd's spring migration has begun."

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This was already in progress.
This was already in progress.
Mabel

This was already in progress.

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Mannequin lady is back. Her errands continue at a level I do not understand.
Mannequin lady is back. Her errands continue at a level I do not understand.
shopping lady

Mannequin lady is back. Her errands continue at a level I do not understand.

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I was searching for batteries, and found mortality.
I was searching for batteries, and found mortality.
office

I was searching for batteries, and found mortality.

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