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Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.
Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.
jokes

Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.

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The date says no.
The date says no.
story

The date says no.

Facilities is installing new badge readers, and I’ve been tasked with
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Interlude - Viagra Boys - Milk Farm
Interlude - Viagra Boys - Milk Farm
music

Interlude - Viagra Boys - Milk Farm

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Run pasta boy, run!
Run pasta boy, run!
jokes

Run pasta boy, run!

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It was clearer after midnight.
It was clearer after midnight.
story

It was clearer after midnight.

I left it on channel two for about an hour. Mostly static
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"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs." "Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."
Sloane Occurrences

"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."

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Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.
Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.
Sloane Occurrences

Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.

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Found this note slipped under my door. Guess I’ll give it another shot.
Found this note slipped under my door. Guess I’ll give it another shot.
story

Found this note slipped under my door. Guess I’ll give it another shot.

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They were told to prepare for a VIP. Nobody thought to clarify the "P".
They were told to prepare for a VIP. Nobody thought to clarify the "P".
jokes

They were told to prepare for a VIP. Nobody thought to clarify the "P".

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Apparently the emergency is us.
Apparently the emergency is us.
Sloane Occurrences

Apparently the emergency is us.

I should have takem a video dammit. With the spinning lights and
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Interlude - Pavement - Platform Blues
Interlude - Pavement - Platform Blues
music

Interlude - Pavement - Platform Blues

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Introducing a new participant to the excitement of standing near lights.
Introducing a new participant to the excitement of standing near lights.
Nora

Introducing a new participant to the excitement of standing near lights.

We grabbed a bite, caught up for a while, and I talked
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