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# "Every Thursday, the office chairs chose one employee to learn the old songs."
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/every-thursday-the-office-chairs-choose-one-employee-to-learn-the-old-songs/
- Published: 2026-05-21T19:52:41.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-21T19:52:40.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: mockumentary, office

![Rows of rolling office chairs facing one uncomfortable employee in a plain conference room.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/thu_chair_choir.jpg)