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# Everyone else brought laptops like cowards.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/everyone-else-brought-laptops-like-cowards/
- Published: 2026-07-22T16:10:53.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-27T19:52:38.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![A café customer uses a bulky desktop computer at a small table while other customers sit nearby with normal coffee-shop gear.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/07/wed_coffeeshop_desktop-1.jpg)