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# Everyone else wondered what he was doing. I was mostly impressed he found a power outlet.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/everyone-else-was-wondering-what-he-was-doing-i-was-mostly-impressed-he-found-an-outlet/
- Published: 2026-07-25T18:51:53.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-25T18:51:53.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, park

![A man vacuums a patch of grass in a public park while nearby visitors watch and a long extension cord trails away.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/07/sat_vacuuming_grass-1.jpg)