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By Evan Mercer in jokes, park — 20 Aug 2026

First day of Santa school.

A man rides in a red wagon pulled by harnessed chihuahuas on a park path; a passerby wears a purple-and-gold armband.
A man rides in a red wagon pulled by harnessed chihuahuas on a park path; a passerby wears a purple-and-gold armband.

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"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."

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