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By Evan Mercer in city, jokes — 19 Jun 2026

First known field test of the basting suit.

Man outside a dry cleaner wearing a makeshift clear plastic garment-bag suit over normal clothes.
Man outside a dry cleaner wearing a makeshift clear plastic garment-bag suit over normal clothes.

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This is why I avoid being first through revolving doors.

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Too many witnesses. Botched proof-of-life photo. Might be one of the worst fake kidnappings attempted by a rubber plant I’ve seen.

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