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By Evan Mercer in Mabel, apartment, story — 21 May 2026

Found a stowaway.

Small plastic dinosaur among keys, earbuds, coins, receipts, and workday debris on a wooden table while Mabel investigates.
Small plastic dinosaur among keys, earbuds, coins, receipts, and workday debris on a wooden table while Mabel investigates.

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