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# Get thee to a gnomery.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/get-thee-to-a-gnomery/
- Published: 2026-09-17T22:03:39.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-17T22:03:39.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, city

![Compact hatchback stopped at a red light, covered with dozens of forward-facing garden gnomes across the hood, roof, and rear.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/thu_car_gnomes.-1.jpg)