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By Evan Mercer in jokes, city — 17 Sep 2026

Get thee to a gnomery.

Compact hatchback stopped at a red light, covered with dozens of forward-facing garden gnomes across the hood, roof, and rear.

He wouldn't commit to a timeline for restored service.

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The Mad Splasher has emerged from retirement for one final reign of terror.

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The Mad Splasher has emerged from retirement for one final reign of terror.

The Mad Splasher has emerged from retirement for one final reign of terror.

The Mad Splasher has emerged from retirement for one final reign of terror.

He wouldn't commit to a timeline for restored service.

He wouldn't commit to a timeline for restored service.

He wouldn't commit to a timeline for restored service.

He said, “Going in the trash is no excuse for looking like trash.”

He said, “Going in the trash is no excuse for looking like trash.”

He said, “Going in the trash is no excuse for looking like trash.”

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