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# He demanded payment in garbage, then ran off with my order giggling. Zero stars. It did smell good though.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/he-demanded-payment-in-garbage-then-ran-off-with-my-order-giggling-zero-stars-it-did-smell-good-though/
- Published: 2026-08-29T19:36:57.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-29T19:36:56.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, park

![Raccoon behind a closed concession stand counter, forepaws on the ledge as if waiting to take an order.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/sat_raccoon_employee-1.jpg)