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# He kept putting it against walls and yelling, "It doesn’t work!"
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/he-kept-putting-it-against-walls-and-yelling-it-doesnt-work/
- Published: 2026-07-24T21:15:44.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-27T19:51:19.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, city

![Man on a city sidewalk holds an old framed window against a wall while pedestrians pass, testing whether it “works.”](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/07/fri_portable_window-1.jpg)