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# He may have overdone the crescendo.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/he-may-have-overdone-the-crescendo/
- Published: 2026-10-10T18:37:57.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-10T18:38:32.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, park

![A conductor in formal attire raises his baton as a flock of pigeons facing him takes off in a city park.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/sat_pigeon_conductor-1.jpg)