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# He said, “Going in the trash is no excuse for looking like trash.”
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/he-said-going-in-the-trash-is-no-excuse-for-looking-like-trash/
- Published: 2026-09-15T17:59:52.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-15T17:59:51.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, city

![Man beside a public trash can carefully gift-wrapping individual pieces of garbage before throwing them away.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/tru_wrapped_garbage-1.jpg)