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# He said if the shadow gets any longer, there’s a risk it may detach and start following people home.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/he-said-if-the-shadow-gets-longer-than-this-it-undergoes-mitosis/
- Published: 2026-05-27T11:45:41.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:00:40.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: city, jokes

![An ordinary person crouches on a city sidewalk, carefully measuring a lamppost’s long shadow with bright orange surveyor’s string.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/wed_lamppost_shadow.jpg)