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# He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/he-said-it-needed-time-to-breathe-i-said-i-needed-time-to-call-his-case-worker/
- Published: 2026-07-13T16:20:21.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-13T16:20:20.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, meals

![A diner customer solemnly inspects ketchup poured into a wine glass while fries sit nearby on a modest restaurant table.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/06/mon_ketchup_inspection-1.jpg)