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# He thought the labels were keeping them from becoming themselves.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/he-thought-the-labels-were-keeping-them-from-becoming-themselves/
- Published: 2026-06-14T14:12:19.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-28T00:14:24.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: shopping, jokes

![A shopper in a grocery aisle peels labels off canned goods while another shopper watches and other customers pass by.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/sun_removed_labels-1.jpg)