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# He wouldn't commit to a timeline for restored service.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/he-wouldnt-commit-to-a-timeline-for-restored-service/
- Published: 2026-09-16T16:25:20.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-16T16:25:19.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, park

![Man sits on the ground beside an intact park bench bearing a handwritten “OUT OF ORDER” sign.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/wed_bench_out_of_order-1.jpg)