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# Hedge recruitment time again.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/hedge-recruitment-time-again/
- Published: 2026-09-19T17:19:27.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-19T17:19:26.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, park

![About fifty adults in green form a human hedge while a groundskeeper pretends to trim them with unplugged hedge clippers.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/sat_hedge_recruitment-1.jpg)