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By Evan Mercer in Mabel, clown, apartment, story — 21 Apr 2026

Mabel does not consider him lap-worthy.

Person sitting on a couch with a ceramic clown bust on their lap while a black-and-white tuxedo cat sits nearby looking annoyed.
Person sitting on a couch with a ceramic clown bust on their lap while a black-and-white tuxedo cat sits nearby looking annoyed.

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History will misinterpret this completely.

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I’ve never seen him at my station before.

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