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# History will misinterpret this completely.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/history-will-misinterpret-this-completely/
- Published: 2026-04-21T16:22:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:31:50.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: shopping, jokes

![Full-size mannequin in a cluttered thrift store wearing sunglasses, beads, a colander hat, a necktie, and a handbag with a baby doll inside.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/tue_mannequin.jpg)