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By Evan Mercer in shopping, jokes — 21 Apr 2026

History will misinterpret this completely.

Full-size mannequin in a cluttered thrift store wearing sunglasses, beads, a colander hat, a necktie, and a handbag with a baby doll inside.

This feels like a metaphor with poor supervision.

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Mabel does not consider him lap-worthy.

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