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By Evan Mercer in shopping, portents — 05 Jun 2026

I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.

Dead mall fountain filled with mannequin parts, office supplies, cables, batteries, glasses, and other strange debris instead of coins.
Dead mall fountain filled with mannequin parts, office supplies, cables, batteries, glasses, and other strange debris instead of coins.

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Her new box is working perfectly. The fountain is also here.

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His owner was almost done becoming warm again.

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