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By Evan Mercer in city, jokes, portents — 27 Apr 2026

I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.

Man kneeling on a city sidewalk and measuring a small curbside puddle with a tape measure.
Man kneeling on a city sidewalk and measuring a small curbside puddle with a tape measure.

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