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# I hate when I forget my umbrella.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/i-hate-when-i-forget-my-umbrella/
- Published: 2026-10-07T17:11:27.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-07T17:11:26.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, city, Sloane Occurrences

![Man walks down a dry city sidewalk beneath a homemade cloud rig raining directly onto him.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/09/wed_personal_cloud-1.jpg)