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# I suspect next year's gardening club rules will be more specific.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/i-suspect-next-years-gardening-club-rules-will-be-more-specific/
- Published: 2026-10-25T18:38:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-25T18:37:59.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![A gardener pulls the leafy top of a man in a giant carrot costume, buried waist-deep in a raised community garden bed.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/10/wed_human_carrot-1.jpg)