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By Evan Mercer in Mabel, apartment, story — 21 Jun 2026

I think she likes her new judging tower.

Mabel sits formally atop a new scratching post beside Evan’s coffee table, using it more like a judging tower.
Mabel sits formally atop a new scratching post beside Evan’s coffee table, using it more like a judging tower.

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A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.

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I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.

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