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# I was searching for batteries, and found mortality.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/i-was-searching-for-batteries-and-found-mortality/
- Published: 2026-04-14T18:38:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T22:45:09.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, story, texture

![Open office storage drawer filled with old employee badges, lanyards, access cards, and badge reels.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/tue_badges.jpg)