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By Evan Mercer in Nora, shopping, jokes — 20 Jun 2026

I’ll pass. I’ll ask Nora if she’s interested.

Three men laugh while trapped together in one oversized sweater under a “3 for 1 Sale” sign.
Three men laugh while trapped together in one oversized sweater under a “3 for 1 Sale” sign.

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Too many witnesses. Botched proof-of-life photo. Might be one of the worst fake kidnappings attempted by a rubber plant I’ve seen.

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Nobody wanted to confront the park's bench bully.

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