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# It thinks it's finally found a way around the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" policy.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/it-thinks-its-finally-found-a-way-around-the-no-shirt-no-shoes-no-service-policy/
- Published: 2026-11-02T17:23:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-11-02T17:22:59.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![An enormous empty pair of trousers strides down a city sidewalk, pulling a tired man on a leash as he follows with a coffee.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/10/mon_walking_pants-1.jpg)