Just jokes
Everyone else wondered what he was doing. I was mostly impressed he found a power outlet.
As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?
They kept asking him if he was sure he hadn’t parked in both realities.
I respect the commitment. I have concerns about downstream logistics.
Many children dream of becoming astronauts, doctors, or scientists. Then there’s Gordon.
They were told to prepare for a VIP. Nobody thought to clarify the "P".
Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.
"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."
Run pasta boy, run!
Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.
