Just jokes
"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."
"The ducks accepted his apology, but not his version of events."
The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.
"The statue’s arm was raised in triumph, though historians now believe he was just hailing a cab."
There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.
Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.
There appears to have been a botanical incident.
"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."
Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern.
