Just jokes
His owner was almost done becoming warm again.
Nobody wanted to be the first person to admit this wasn’t necessary.
"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
You can find a pattern in anything if you stare at it long enough.
Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.
He was cold, rigid, and financially demanding. But the heart wants what it wants.
"The restless adolescent returns to the herd, chastened by the discovery that freedom, in the end, is mostly parking lots."
The client had thoughts, but couldn’t quite put them into words.
Though technically prohibited, raccoon taunting remains popular among those without adult supervision.
"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."
