Just jokes
This is where the manual gets vague.
Somewhere, a scientist is getting fired for this.
He found the exact line between crisis and inconvenience.
No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”
"The bench was dedicated to a man who, by all accounts, preferred standing."
"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."
"The ducks accepted his apology, but not his version of events."
The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.
"The statue’s arm was raised in triumph, though historians now believe he was just hailing a cab."
There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
