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You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.

You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.

You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.

He called his supervisor "Mommy" at the department meeting.

He called his supervisor "Mommy" at the department meeting.

He called his supervisor "Mommy" at the department meeting.

Nobody likes to talk about how packing peanuts are grown.

Nobody likes to talk about how packing peanuts are grown.

Nobody likes to talk about how packing peanuts are grown.

Yet another meeting has escaped containment.

Yet another meeting has escaped containment.

Yet another meeting has escaped containment.

Fork amnesty day.

Fork amnesty day.

Fork amnesty day.

People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.

People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.

People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.

Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.

Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.

Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.

Best to keep your distance when someone is displaying their noodles.

Best to keep your distance when someone is displaying their noodles.

Best to keep your distance when someone is displaying their noodles.

Quest completed just in time. Probably saved the timeline, or at least a library late fee.

Quest completed just in time. Probably saved the timeline, or at least a library late fee.

Quest completed just in time. Probably saved the timeline, or at least a library late fee.

After failing to adapt to domesticity, he was being returned to the wild.

After failing to adapt to domesticity, he was being returned to the wild.

After failing to adapt to domesticity, he was being returned to the wild.

I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.

I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.

I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.

A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.

A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.

A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.