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"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs." "Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."
Sloane Occurrences

"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."

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Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.
Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.
Sloane Occurrences

Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.

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Found this note slipped under my door. Guess I’ll give it another shot.
Found this note slipped under my door. Guess I’ll give it another shot.
story

Found this note slipped under my door. Guess I’ll give it another shot.

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They were told to prepare for a VIP. Nobody thought to clarify the "P".
They were told to prepare for a VIP. Nobody thought to clarify the "P".
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They were told to prepare for a VIP. Nobody thought to clarify the "P".

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Apparently the emergency is us.
Apparently the emergency is us.
Sloane Occurrences

Apparently the emergency is us.

I should have takem a video dammit. With the spinning lights and
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Interlude - Pavement - Platform Blues
Interlude - Pavement - Platform Blues
music

Interlude - Pavement - Platform Blues

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Introducing a new participant to the excitement of standing near lights.
Introducing a new participant to the excitement of standing near lights.
Nora

Introducing a new participant to the excitement of standing near lights.

We grabbed a bite, caught up for a while, and I talked
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Many children dream of becoming astronauts, doctors, or scientists. Then there’s Gordon. Many children dream of becoming astronauts, doctors, or scientists. Then there’s Gordon.
jokes

Many children dream of becoming astronauts, doctors, or scientists. Then there’s Gordon.

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I respect the commitment. I have concerns about downstream logistics.
I respect the commitment. I have concerns about downstream logistics.
jokes

I respect the commitment. I have concerns about downstream logistics.

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They kept asking him if he was sure he hadn’t parked in both realities.
They kept asking him if he was sure he hadn’t parked in both realities.
jokes

They kept asking him if he was sure he hadn’t parked in both realities.

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She will deny this later.
She will deny this later.
Mabel

She will deny this later.

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Interlude - Queens of the Stone Age - Better Living Through Chemistry
Interlude - Queens of the Stone Age - Better Living Through Chemistry
music

Interlude - Queens of the Stone Age - Better Living Through Chemistry

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