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None of them would admit to being a photo of Derek.
None of them would admit to being a photo of Derek.
park

None of them would admit to being a photo of Derek.

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The office has begun preparing for gentler emergencies.
The office has begun preparing for gentler emergencies.
office

The office has begun preparing for gentler emergencies.

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He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."
He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."
Sloane Occurrences

He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."

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At first he scoffed at fish walking, but he had to admit he’d never been more popular. At first he scoffed at fish walking, but he had to admit he’d never been more popular.
city

At first he scoffed at fish walking, but he had to admit he’d never been more popular.

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The bags brought a spare human in case of emergencies. Or doors.
The bags brought a spare human in case of emergencies. Or doors.
jokes

The bags brought a spare human in case of emergencies. Or doors.

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They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.
They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.
office

They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.

Still don't know what to make of what happened yesterday.
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"Hello, Evan."
"Hello, Evan."
formal man

"Hello, Evan."

This happened this morning. I'm still processing. He had a
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He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.
He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.
meals

He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.

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I am under cat arrest until further notice.
I am under cat arrest until further notice.
Mabel

I am under cat arrest until further notice.

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We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once. We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once.
shopping

We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once.

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I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
Sloane Occurrences

I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"

She took my dollar and said, "No. It is older than
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You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.
You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.
jokes

You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.

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