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"The restless adolescent returns to the herd, chastened by the discovery that freedom, in the end, is mostly parking lots."
"The restless adolescent returns to the herd, chastened by the discovery that freedom, in the end, is mostly parking lots."
mockumentary

"The restless adolescent returns to the herd, chastened by the discovery that freedom, in the end, is mostly parking lots."

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No ancient lullabies yet.
No ancient lullabies yet.
Mabel

No ancient lullabies yet.

Took the baby monitor from the lobby as a joke. So far:
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The client had thoughts, but couldn’t quite put them into words.
The client had thoughts, but couldn’t quite put them into words.
park

The client had thoughts, but couldn’t quite put them into words.

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Though technically prohibited, raccoon taunting remains popular among those without adult supervision. Though technically prohibited, raccoon taunting remains popular among those without adult supervision.
city

Though technically prohibited, raccoon taunting remains popular among those without adult supervision.

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"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."
"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."
mockumentary

"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."

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Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.
Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.
office

Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.

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He heard the first breaths of something too old to hurry. Presumably.
He heard the first breaths of something too old to hurry. Presumably.
Sloane Occurrences

He heard the first breaths of something too old to hurry. Presumably.

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The elevator opened on the wrong floor and everyone briefly considered becoming different people. The elevator opened on the wrong floor and everyone briefly considered becoming different people.
office

The elevator opened on the wrong floor and everyone briefly considered becoming different people.

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He said if the shadow gets any longer, there’s a risk it may detach and start following people home.
He said if the shadow gets any longer, there’s a risk it may detach and start following people home.
city

He said if the shadow gets any longer, there’s a risk it may detach and start following people home.

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The baby monitor picks up lullabies from before babies.
The baby monitor picks up lullabies from before babies.
portents

The baby monitor picks up lullabies from before babies.

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The plant was fake, which made its promotion even more controversial.
The plant was fake, which made its promotion even more controversial.
office

The plant was fake, which made its promotion even more controversial.

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The hallway narrowed near Accounting, as hallways often do when they know too much. The hallway narrowed near Accounting, as hallways often do when they know too much.
office

The hallway narrowed near Accounting, as hallways often do when they know too much.

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