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# Looks like the board made its decision.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/looks-like-the-board-made-its-decision/
- Published: 2026-09-03T12:37:58.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-03T12:37:57.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes, city

![Two formally dressed men on a city sidewalk, one sitting upright in a wheelbarrow while the other pushes him.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/thu_wheelbarrow_ride-1.jpg)