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# Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern.
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/management-asked-for-a-panic-room-finance-approved-mild-concern/
- Published: 2026-04-27T17:44:15.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:38:49.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![Office cubicle with a small blanket fort, pillow, mug, and lamp tucked under the desk.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/04/mon_panic_room.jpg)