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# Nearly at the point where “find the adapter” becomes “observe from a safe distance.”
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/nearly-at-the-point-where-find-the-adapter-becomes-observe-from-a-safe-distance/
- Published: 2026-05-12T18:35:32.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:57:21.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: office, jokes

![Person pulling a long tangled chain of old adapters, dongles, and cables from an office storage bin.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/tue_adapter_chain.jpg)