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# No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”
- URL: https://www.projectevan.com/no-one-wanted-to-sit-down-after-the-machine-said-do-not-mistake-the-body-for-the-patient/
- Published: 2026-05-06T21:30:59.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T23:53:27.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: portents, jokes

![Empty pharmacy blood-pressure machine with three adults standing around it at a respectful distance.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/05/wed_bp_machine.jpg)